The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
The only girl I’ve ever loved was born with roses in her eyes.
— “Holland, 1945” by Neutral Milk Hotel (via zen-paradox)
fact: girls don’t poop until they’re married
Your every breath is a gift.: what it is like to live with an anxiety disorder
1.
no one ever congratulates you
for doing the really difficult things
like driving on the freeway or getting out of bed or
staying alive
2.
every friendship you make is a countdown
to the moment
when they finally can’t deal
with the missed calls and canceled hangouts
every…
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
