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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:52:03 -0400

vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out....

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:50:48 -0400

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:04:47 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

"The only girl I’ve ever loved was born with roses in her eyes."

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:02:18 -0400

“The only girl I’ve ever loved was born with roses in her eyes.”

- “Holland, 1945” by Neutral Milk Hotel (via zen-paradox)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:02:02 -0400

-annoying: fact: girls don’t poop until they’re married

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:01:26 -0400

-annoying:

fact: girls don’t poop until they’re married

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Your every breath is a gift.: what it is like to live with an anxiety disorder

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:58:23 -0400

Your every breath is a gift.: what it is like to live with an anxiety disorder:

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1.
no one ever congratulates you
for doing the really difficult things
like driving on the freeway or getting out of bed or
staying alive

2.
every friendship you make is a countdown
to the moment
when they finally can’t deal
with the missed calls and canceled hangouts
every…

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:56:14 -0400

shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:56:04 -0400

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:51:33 -0400

time-sponges: You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:51:27 -0400

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:48:32 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:42:07 -0400

porkrub: It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:13 -0400

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:39:28 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:38:45 -0400

meladoodle: sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:38:41 -0400

meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha